Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

This former mall Santa had a very unique experience that he’ll never forget. Surprisingly, it didn’t involve a wild Christmas wish from a kid. Instead, it involved a young couple and their newborn baby. One year, an Indian couple asked our storyteller to bless their baby, right there in the mall.

Our storyteller was completely surprised, seeing as he was just a part-time freelance worker in a suburban mall. Nevertheless, he followed through. He figured that the couple took the “saint” in “Old Saint Nick” a little too literally. Even if this man was completely unqualified to bless anything or anyone, it was at least a unique experience.