Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

We’ve all probably asked Santa for a thing or two that ended up being completely illogical. Heck, some of our childhood requests probably didn’t even exist. This storyteller vividly remembers asking for a non-existent pen for Christmas one year. He wanted a pen that could write like a regular pen, crayon, pencil, and marker.

Sadly, such a product doesn’t exist. But it should. Our storyteller figured that Santa Claus would be the one and only guy who would be able to create such an invention. He ended up getting a 4-color pen instead. While this gift was a total miss and aroused his suspicions about Santa, we think this was a pretty good compromise. Those 4-color pens were pretty cool.