Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Let’s all be honest for a second. Most of us asked Santa for a pet that our parents absolutely refused to buy for us. Whether it was a pet dog or a pet hamster, you probably have a memory of appealing to Santa Claus in order to get a new furry friend in your household. This kid wanted a pet for Christmas, too, but it was a pretty unique animal.

This kid decided to reach for the stars and ask Santa for one of his reindeer. According to our storyteller, this kid had his request all sorted out. He said that if any of Santa’s reindeer had been bad that year, Santa could simply leave them on his roof. That way, he’d be able to adopt the abandoned reindeer. This seems like a pretty solid, thought-out plan.