Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Preschoolers are the cutest kids out there. Their age group is so sweet and hilarious without trying too hard. They’re just so innocent! This parent was at her kid’s preschool during a holiday event. Their class was lucky enough to have Santa visit them. One of the little girls in the class asked Santa for something so simple, it took everyone by surprise.

She walked up to Santa and thought really hard for a few moments. Then, she asked him for two rolls of tape. Dream big, kid! We can only imagine what she wanted these two rolls of tape for. From a preschooler’s perspective, an entire roll of tape all to yourself is pretty spectacular. Can you imagine two rolls of tape? Unbelievable.