47. The Sass Starts Young
Here we have the classic case of a literal mini-critic at the helm of the holiday movie night. As the Grinch’s heart swells with newfound joy, the kiddo in the room drops a truth bomb that’s as cold as a snowball to the face. Sure, in the world of medical science, they’re not wrong, but in the land of Whoville, it’s all about the metaphorical heart growth, right?

It’s like explaining to a child that Santa’s sleigh technically can’t visit every house in one night; you’re just going to get a look that says, “You’re missing the magic, buddy.” So, we chuckle, ruffle their hair, and remember that sometimes, the spirit of the story is about feeling, not anatomy.