40 Funny Parents Tweets to Get You in the Christmas Spirit

The holidays just got a little more al dente in the OP’s household. Who needs plastic swords when you’ve got uncooked fettuccine and a vivid imagination? The kitchen pantry has unwittingly supplied the armory for the noble ‘Unicorn Knight’—and now, it seems pasta is the stocking stuffer of choice for this carbohydrate crusader.

This is the kind of inventive spirit that turns a regular Tuesday into a tale of epic proportions, complete with a feast… or at least a pot of boiling water. Knights of the Kids’ Table, charge—just be careful with those pointy noodle lances!