40 Funny Parents Tweets to Get You in the Christmas Spirit

It looks like the OP is playing a game of holiday health roulette, and the odds are… less than ideal. With a cheeky nod to Murphy’s Law, the mention of a 125% chance of a sick toddler on Christmas is the kind of parental math that’s both hilarious and a tad heartbreaking.

It’s the festive version of expecting rain as soon as you wash your car or the ice cream truck turning the corner just as you start a diet. There’s something about the universe’s timing that seems to have a sense of humor, especially when it comes to sniffles and the sound of sleigh bells.